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  1. Grammar Police Badge t-shirt: For a subtle yet authoritative look.
  2. I’m silently correcting your grammar.
  3. Your misuse of ‘literally’ is metaphorically killing me.
  4. Even my sarcasm is grammatically correct.
  5. I before E, except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.
  6. Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon.
  7. Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
  8. Avoid cliches like the plague.
  9. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m not.
  10. I’m an English major. You do the math.
  11. My blood type is Typo Negative.
  12. Grammar: The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
  13. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
  14. Bad grammar makes me [sic].
  15. I’m possessive when it comes to apostrophes.
  16. I’m in a relationship with my dictionary.
  17. A misplaced modifier walks into a bar; the bartender served a drink to the man with the hat.